Yes, you read it right – Slob-of-monster, not chops, beef or meat. It is a monster.
I got a new monster friend, and it is round, meat-y, and healthy. You can’t eat it though, because you just can’t (Fine, I don’t know why not). It is not cool as Edward Cullen or Justin Bieber, but way too cool to be your friend monster.
I know, this is the lamest write-up among all my monsters.